
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
LEGAL TRICKERY

Monday, September 29, 2008
BLACK PEOPLE DO THIS.. BUT WHITE PEOPLE DO THIIIIIISSSSSS!!!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
PET PEEVES ABOUT...
Friday, September 19, 2008
MICHAEL JACKSON FRIDAY
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
WIFE CHECKLIST
- If you NEED a ring, and wedding ceremony to marry him...it takes committment to marry a woman, NOT material things or a glorified fashion show to let your friends see you got a man.
- If more than ONE man can HONESTLY say they slept with you within the same year...having a wife means being in an exclusive club for ONE man and ONE man ONLY! If you cant see being with one person in a year, how you gon do forever? Forget it! Hoe up, til you blow up...
- If you BELIEVE its OK that your sexual partner count out-numbers your fingers...honestly, marriage is supposed to be forever...YOU fuck up and start over too much (However, you could just be a hoe, but I don't know you!) *HOE TEST* If you don't think that was funny you probably a lil' loose. I mean come on, in your 20's with double digit sex partners? You're basically a human nut rag...
- If you're bad with money...a wife is a homemaker. A real man would have no problem letting you handle finances if you won't jag the bill money on worthless and selfish shit!
- If you do shit to make your man jealous...why would anyone in their right mind want to anger a man in love? First of all, you could easily die doing that...seriously. You don't bring light to a man's insecurities, you try and build him up as much as possible...
- If you give up sex without being in a REAL relationship...not your dip. not your ex, not someone you hope to be with one day, not cuz you feelin' his swag...you won't be worthy of committing to until you set boundaries and stick to them...
- If you like rappers! Their damn near off limits to relationships...too busy for you. A lot of rappers are married, esp the ones you like, but you'll never know...need I say more? Some of yall still won't get it too...if your marriage is a secret you are too.
- If you're sleeping with more than one person at a time...not same time...i.e. Weezy on Tuesday, Jeezy on Wednesday night going into Thursday...damn you nasty!
- Oh yeah Weezy and Jeezy at the same time, or Weezy and the "Baddest Bitch" at the same time...you aint ready...freaky muthafucka!
- If you still in love with someone else...don't fool yourself. Being with someone else won't make you forget about him...cuz when you see him, if he want to, you gon go! You only gon ruin that other dudes life...he may even make an attempt on your life...
These few things only apply to having a good man willing to be a husband and provider. You might have a low down dirty ass NEGRO that marries you to shut you up, and still do him! That brings on a hole new list of things for you to HAVE to endure...Love, Honor, and Obey, for better or worst...thats a lot to swallow...shitddd, some of yall being swallowing too much already! Nasties!
NEW FR3SH MUSIC

Smitty Jankins"The Enterview" Online & In Stores Sept. 12 myspace.com/smittyjankins
NATE'S KNOWLEDGE
Coming from the perspective of a dark skin African American, I can recall growing up being teased and made fun of because of my complexion. I used to want to be light or fair skinned. I still get teased about having full lips (that i now hear are so sexy but used to be soup coolers). It was not until I matured that I felt comfortable enough with myself to say it does not matter. I am who I am and I am made in Gods image, and this is the way I am meant to be. We are all different. But to unpack this even more, every bad guy is always black. Everything about the word black has a negative connotation. Black has been taught throughout history to be feared, mysterious, or not as good as white. And I am just talking about the color, not actual people. If you really look at what black means to our vocabulary, how can you expect our children not to have complexes? They choose white because its pure, its heavenly, its love. I remeber reading this old Websters dictionary one day. the copyright was from the 1960's, and i looked up the word black one day and i had a Mississippi burning experience (that moment when you go "yes they deserve to die, and i hope he burn in hell!!!" then hope a white person don't look at you wrong that day, not because you racist, just because you upset about history and don't know how to channel that energy at that moment). The definition was "dark, void of light, evil, not white any person from the Negro race." Then i was inclined to look up nigger. And there it was... and to paraphrase it said a group of people who are black, Negroes, etc. I was like huh? this is in Websters? They printed millions of copies of this and had them in libraries and classrooms across the country. I was like twenty at the time and I had stole THAT dictionary from school. to sum it all up. You gotta teach your kids about who they are. You cant let your child grow up with these complexes that black is ugly and evil. Be conscious of what they watch and listen to because they are sponges soaking all things of media and life in. They are creating ideas and forming thoughts about everything the see and hear. Make sure you mold all that into healthy images of success, life and love. And as Mos Def said, "umi shine your light on the world, shine your light for the world to see.... I want black people to be free, to be free, to be free All my people to be free, to be free, to be free..."
PS
Google Project: Fr3sh
Monday, September 15, 2008
JESSICA'S JOURNAL

Monday, September 8, 2008
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON???
Thursday, September 4, 2008
NATE'S KNOWLEDGE
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
THIS HIP HOP SHIT IS A CIRCUS
1. We'll start with something I think is down right hilarious... Yung Berg and his former chain! Lmao! Case of a lame woofing at him mouth like a G, and this is what happens, niggas will test your G. And he was casually relieved of his chain and was issued an ass whoopin that I would've wanted none parts of! Lol
2. With that said... rappers and their so called "street cred". I ask this, WTF is street cred and why does it matter if you were a thug in music? Its funny how people will make up alife to be accepted when in all non all that matters. Rick Ross for example... his whole image is made up after an LA drug dealer Freeway Ricky Ross... then he has been cited as working in a correctional officer, then went on record to lie to solidify his "street cred".... loser!
3. Also piggy backing off Yung Berg... the new shit in rap is snatchin niggas jewels??? Word??? That's what's hot? So no more focusing on making music... lets rob everybody and put out bum ass albums! Lol
4. I'ma keep this simple... niggas still beefing??? Big and Pac are dead... didn't these dumb ass rappers learn anything?
5. So the new shit is to do dirt, and put it on youtube? Niggas are convicting themselves. I.E. I seen a vid of Yung Berger's twin brother bustin' off guns and talkin wreckless about what they gon do to others. I heard Juelz got robbed in London and the video of the robbery might surface. I seen Maino smack a dude at a show on youtube. Bow Wow and Game issuing Madden challenges and disrespecting Ciara and Mya all on video? WooooooooooooW!
6. Bow Wow.... Lmfao!!! Need I say more.
7. Drugs are the newest fad. So now its cool to be a powder head, syrup sippin, no sense making rapper?
8. Tight jeans and the 80s movement... I applaud the effort to uphold the "golden years" but at what cost do you decide to catch of yeast infection of the balls for a gimmick? Its a lot of people who base their whole image off this, but when this fad is gone... where will they be? Or better yet what were they doing before this 80s shit was cool? And most of em aren't even 80s babies, you had to live thru the 80s... being born in 88 doesn't count... sorry!
There is more to come.... but these are just a few of the comical things I noticed... feel free to comment or add on to this...
Signing off... Mark Byrd aka Mr. I Used To Love Her! (I aint too sure no more)