WHAT DO WE THINK???
Today I sat looking at all these crazy blog sites about celebrities and a thought came to mind. Celebrities would make for great authors because of all the drama they go through. They could write books all about their personal experience and just making it in the celebrity life as well as "normal" life. For example, Kim Kardashian could write "From Hoe to Houswife: How to Turn Head into Bread". Or Juanita Jordan and Stella McCartney can co-write "Let Him Trick...then Get Paid". Can you come up with better ones?
30 comments:
Eddie Murphy mothers of his children(Mel B and the others) "Give Us Half His S^it Ya Honor"
Quik ?...what makes Kim Khardashian a HOE? Everyone...excuse me...everywoman always calls her a HOE. Just cuz all ur relationships are public doesn't make u a hoe! She's 27 years old...a chic gone go thru a few dicks or several by the time she hit that age! My question is if a camera was following all women everyday and all ur romances were documented how many real hoes would hit the surface!!!
Karrine Steffans...The Beautian: Doing Good Head
Karrine Steffans...Tonsil Tap...
LockJaw...
Throat Orgy...
Tongue Lashing...
The Lizard...
The Gaggler...
It Hurts When I Swallow...wow she's too easy
Dwayne Wade: These Hoes Aint Got No Manners...
Ray J: Yo Girl A Hoe Too...Yeah I'm Talkin To You
Kevin Federline: Trading Places: A Guide To Getting Her Money...
Chi-Leak: Taming Snow Bunnies
R Kelly: Young At Heart...
Young, Gift, and Black...
Puppy Love...
Training Bras...
Raise Em Right...
Teenage Love Affair...
Hi School Hi...
She Gone Be Thick When She Grow Up...
Better Sooner Than Later...
HAAAAAAAAA Austin u are hillarious!!!! U makin my stomach hurt w all this funniness!
Michael Jordan: I'll Buy Another One...
Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You...
Bitch I'm Me!...
Tell Your Man To Take Off MY SHOES...
The Big Homey...
Black Jesus...
Beyonce: Old Money...
Gray Hair On His Balls...
Twice My Age...
I Really Want Austin...
He Aint Got No Mustache...
Where's His Muscle Tone...
You Hoes Bet Not Listen To Me...A Man Wrote These Songs...
Its Just Music...
Don't Pressure Him...I'm Serious, He Gone Leave You...
If You Looked Like Me He WOULD Put A Ring On It...
T.I.: Loyalty: How To Stick It Out With An Ugly Baby Mama...
I Aint Going Back To Jail...Really I Aint...
I Know How To Skate, Sike!...
Last of The Tough, Light-Skinned Niggas...
A,I Can't Say Words With S's...
My Ol' Lady Look Like Rumpelstiltskin...
Damn, I need a New Bitch...
The King and The Beast...
Yung Berg: Open Season...
Keep Ya Hands Off Me...
JackPot...
Ruffed Up...
Human ATM...My Grandmomma Gave Me That Chain...
Industry Bitch...
He Aint From 'Round Here...Tattoos Done Make You Tough, Trust Me...
Aye, You Got Knocked The Fuck Out...
From Maino With Love... Tuesday To Sunday in 60 seconds: Slapped Into Next Week
Chris Brown: Take You Down: The Art of Violation...
Who Run It...
Exclusive Ass Whooping...
How You Gone Breathe With No Air...
Stomp Her In The Yard...
I Beat That Bitch From Wall To Wall...
Rhinna: Take A Licking And Keep On Ticking...
Please! No Pon De Replay...
Take A Bow: Good Punch Nigga...
Love TKO...
Giving The Game A Black I...
Broken Umbrella...
Enough...
You Hit Hard For A Light-Skinned Nigga...
Mr. Austin your are TOO much! LMAO My Ol' Lady Look Like Rumpelstiltskin...
Suge Knight:
-How to Lose Your Image in 10 Days
-Big Niggas Need Love Too
-From the Top to the Bottom, Literally, I'm on the Ground Help Me Up Bitch
Kelly Roland:
-From the Shadows
-3 Heads are Better Than One (Except for Beyonce)
-Survivor: Making It, Kinda
Mike Tyson:
-101 Ways to F*ck Up Your Life
-Yes, I Will Beat Your Ass Ma'am
Diddy:
-Sell Me Your Soul
-Keep Your Hoes in a Row
Kim Khardashian: Rump Roast...
Butt Steak...
Its Really Real...
The Real Reason Reggie Stays Injured...
The Big Booty Rules The World...
My Ass IS Famous...
Lazy Fuck...
I'll Do All The Work...
Bend It Like Beckham
HAAAAAAA...The King and the Beast tho!?!? wowwwww keep it commin!!!
Jay-Z: Forever 38...
The Great Depression: Life In The 1920's-30's...
I Marched With Martin...
I Assassinated Abraham Lincoln...
Old Dog, New Tricks..
DAMN AL!!!! DUDE... i got these muthafuckaz over here looking at me like whats wrong, could you be quiet please... man if they only knew.
*Tears i tell ya......Tears!
Aint no coming back from this....this shit TODAY NIGGA....my god this is one of the funniest ive come across........OMFG! LMAO
Im takin the fuck off work before i get FIRED! LMAO
Ok Austin i got one....though i know we all will have sumthing for it afterwards...
OJ Simpson....But your honor, its my shit!!!!
I was only playing!
Damn i wish Johnny was here!
How many years did he say concurrent? SHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
OMG!!!! I barely can finish my work!!!! That is funny as hell!!
DMX...the devil made me do it!!!
How to turn 90days jail time to 8yrs....
You honor can I get one more hit before I preach my sermon...
God told me to smoke crack and save the world!!!
THAT NIGGA AL IS ILL LMAO!!!
Siovohougn Wade(D.Wade wife): Burn Baby Burn...
I Got Some Real Heat For Yo Ass...
HotBox...
Burnt Meat...
Mad Cow Disease...
Puffy Combs: Take That...
Fuck You, Pay Me...
Gimme The Loot, Gimme The Loot, I'm A BadBoy...
Juicy Mouthed...
No BitchAssNess...
Al B Sure to Kiss Your Son Goodnite...
OHMYGOD OHMYGOD hAAAAAAAAAA u r so ingant!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SERIOUSLY CANT BREATHE!!!
R. Kelly & Michael Jackson - How to have sex with kids and stay out of jail
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