Tuesday, August 5, 2008

FALSE ADVERTISEMENT

This blog was donated by one of our female readers and she wants to know:


Why do guys talk all this BIG GAME and then when it comes down to the throw down, yall only givin up 3 minutes??? If that!!! I mean, this is a sham and a farce!!! Why is it over before it basically starts and why do yall feel the need to false advertise?? Dudes let me know the deal b/c my night last night was completely foolery!! Please advise...

14 comments:

Austin August 5, 2008 at 9:12 AM  

I feel like some guys may feel like they need to do or say extra shit to get women in the bed...its no need for that cuz MOST of them goin anyway...its the build up that lets the woman down. Personally,i have NO intentions on Chris Brownin' a chick...if she get off cool, if not, she wasnt ready to play! Its like this, everybody hates to work out alone, so you bring a partner. Your partner is there to support you in your workout, if you dont get the full experience, or put forth the effort to get the best out of your own workout, its your own fault! You have to push yourself to the limit...Or she could always go back to working out alone!

t baby August 5, 2008 at 9:33 AM  

LMAO!!! TELL ME ABOUT IT! false advertising is right! i believe there should be a 3 song rule or something. talk shit, and u HAVE to perform for AT LEAST 3 songs! i can get a lot done in 3 songs... i dont technically need to me Chris Brown'd, but a chours just doesnt cut it! the only other explanation i have is that i must just be good pussy... i mean... its GOTTA be... right???

Pennjamin Bannekar August 5, 2008 at 9:39 AM  

It's like this... "Jordan can't score 30 every night" (shout out to GQ3000 daddy for that quote)

and I ain't gon lie to you. u get what u gon get. so sometimes u may get a 3 minute session and sometimes u gon get that 20-30 minute workout plan (it's completely random when u gon get that 20-30). but when I do give you that 20-30 mins, I ain't gotta do shit else for the next 3 weeks off the strength of this Mack Down I put down tonight lol.

Austin August 5, 2008 at 9:46 AM  

I cant lie...it all feels the same with a baby catcher on! Maybe yall should tell the dude to come with a "empty gun"...then you might get the type of problems you lookn for...

Unknown August 5, 2008 at 9:59 AM  

Well it's like this for me, in all honesty, trying to go all out to please a female gets me into trouble. It'll start off innocent enough, just on some just cut buddy stuff or whatever.. and then 2 weeks later they in love. Real talk.. if I got paid for everytime that happened I would be working 4hr days at work. LOL But seriously, I've personally held back the first few times cuz some women can't handle the whole Chris Brown'd - Jordan scorin 65 in the Garden type of night.. feel me. I mean at least not to keep it where the original understanding was supposed to be. So with that being said, I think it's cool to hold back a lil.. just to keep em coming back. And in all honesty, If I last more than 20-30 mins.. odds are that it's not all that good to me, and I'm trying to force one out. Cuz real talk, how long a nigga last depends on that initial entry.. if he's prepared for it.. you're in for a long night.. if it's a lil too much in the begining.. well..you can start the countdown to blast-off.. lol..
That's real talk tho.

t baby August 5, 2008 at 10:07 AM  

jelani, i feel u... u cant Chris Brown a chick just like women shouldnt ride a nigga on the first night... but u still gotta give em something to look forward too... i'm not sayin give me a whole ALBUM... and i'm not cool with just a chours neither!

...and... i'm not gonna comment on the countdown to blast-off part, cause i do know some women who be screamin like that cant take no more just so this nigga finishes and goes on about his business! LOL!

Austin August 5, 2008 at 10:10 AM  

LOL! Jelani... "If I last more than 20-30 mins.. odds are that it's not all that good to me, and I'm trying to force one out." With that being said, ladies think about all the dudes you fell in love with cuz he murdered the pussy WELL for a lengthy period of time! Changes are he felt like your sex was wack! So feel good about not being satisfied, that means you may have premium 93 grade...

Austin August 5, 2008 at 10:21 AM  

Are we sexn, or at a music listening party??? Women aint bussn nuts cuz they waitn for they favorite song to come on! If you wanna come at song 5...maybe you should skip to #4 when we start. That just says mentally you aint in to it. You lookn around, thinkn about shit you saw at the store and waitn on a song to come on instead of cuttn...it dont take a long time for a woman to get off! A woman can "Snoop Dogg" (Sexual Eruption) herself in a matter of seconds...because she has set her mind on bussn! When a man come into the picture, she want a nigga to play Drillbit Taylor all night!!! Focus on what you want and leave that extra shit out, and you can get a proper oil change!

Pennjamin Bannekar August 5, 2008 at 10:44 AM  

and u know what... whether u give em 3 mins or 3 hrs guess what?? they gon f*ck again... trust me, "it's science"

Denise August 5, 2008 at 10:56 AM  

Penn I agree that the woman is going to fuck again it just may not be that 3 min dude.
I believe that he may have got to the finish line because it was good to him but damn let her get more than half the song. I agree with Mr. Austin too you ain't gotta lie to get a woman already knows if she wants to go its just how long she wanna make you wait. Man don't get me hyped and as soon as it gets good its over. WTF!!!

t baby August 5, 2008 at 11:03 AM  

LMAO! nah man, not a listenin party, and i'm not waitin on my favorite song to come on... its just a good way to keep track of the time! i mean, the average song is 3 minutes... now if i started SINGING the actual words to the song, THAT would mean i'm not into it....

now dont get me wrong... theres nothing wrong with a 'quicky'... as long as both parties understand its SUPPOSED to be a quicky... so that 3 minutes might do the job............. MAYBE. but please, men, keep in mind... some women like their gutts... :-/

Catch August 5, 2008 at 12:02 PM  

Flag on the play, It aint always a lie when men talk about what they can do in the bedroom. You cant expect a man, no matter what he says to know how to hit Your Spot the first time he lay down with you. But we gotta talk shit cause aint no women gonna let a man hit that doesnt sound sure of himself.

The problem is that not all women know how to Fuck Back. What I mean is you cant just lay there and expect the man to do all the work. You gotta say or do sumtin. Since all women are different, he may know sum moves that worked on one chick but they may not work on you. Personally when a chick Fuck Back, with me I get into it even mo, I get Balls Deep in that "Vagine", and that will get that nut up out her.

K.Michele August 5, 2008 at 2:50 PM  

my thing is if all you givin me is 3 minutes of the pole, at least do stuff afterwards so I can get mines...eat the box, turn the knobs do something so you won't get dogged afterwards. Be considerate, lol!

The Shooh August 6, 2008 at 12:29 PM  

LMAO!!! WOW! I am officially checking this EVERYDAY LOL!!! False advertisement is a two way street though too! Im sick of meeting "Freaks" who dont give head or want to be bit on the ass. Its 2008 and Im grown as hell!!!

But to answer your post. Its just a lot of 3 Pump chumps out there and usually...The loudest advertisement is the false one.

Peace Love and Latex!!!