MARRY YOU??? SMITCH PLEASE!!!

So, this weekend I had the honor of watching one of my buddies sign his freedom papers away. The wedding was beautiful with great singing and a charasmatic pastor officiating the ceremony...it was off the hook! During the reception, I set at a table with about seven ladies and I and another brother were the only males. The ladies were so respectful and sweet while we sat and ate, we also enjoyed conversations that were fit for the occasion. Many of the ladies expressed a longing desire to be married and enjoy their special day. After a while, the ladies expressed their many frustrations with their significant others, and with men in general. The main gripe was that they felt unappreciated, and went above and beyond to be good women to only come out unmarried and almost 30. Me being who I am, I wasn't buying NONE of that shit, cause I was born at night, NOT last night (plus I can smell a hoe a mile away)...So, I continued to listen, and I also watched these chix scratch and scrap to catch the bride's bouquet...it was pitiful. After these lovely events took place the DJ shouted out 5 words that would not only prove my suspicions about these women to be correct, but also go on to make me look like a modern day prophet...THE BAR IS NOW OPEN...it wasn't long before these sophisticated women were on the dance floor with dresses pulled up, asses showing, even kissing while elderly people sat and watched! Correct me if I'm wrong, but they didnt look like the marrying type...My point is, maybe ladies should stop blaming men for not marrying them and take a look in the mirror. Be HONEST in your self evaluation, and ask yourself...DO I DESERVE TO BE SOMEBODIES WIFE? I didn't mean to judge, but HOE charges are pending...I bang my gavel GUILTY!!! plz give me your thoughts...