WIFE CHECKLIST
If you fall into any of these catergories...you are NOT ready to be a Wife!
- If you NEED a ring, and wedding ceremony to marry him...it takes committment to marry a woman, NOT material things or a glorified fashion show to let your friends see you got a man.
- If more than ONE man can HONESTLY say they slept with you within the same year...having a wife means being in an exclusive club for ONE man and ONE man ONLY! If you cant see being with one person in a year, how you gon do forever? Forget it! Hoe up, til you blow up...
- If you BELIEVE its OK that your sexual partner count out-numbers your fingers...honestly, marriage is supposed to be forever...YOU fuck up and start over too much (However, you could just be a hoe, but I don't know you!) *HOE TEST* If you don't think that was funny you probably a lil' loose. I mean come on, in your 20's with double digit sex partners? You're basically a human nut rag...
- If you're bad with money...a wife is a homemaker. A real man would have no problem letting you handle finances if you won't jag the bill money on worthless and selfish shit!
- If you do shit to make your man jealous...why would anyone in their right mind want to anger a man in love? First of all, you could easily die doing that...seriously. You don't bring light to a man's insecurities, you try and build him up as much as possible...
- If you give up sex without being in a REAL relationship...not your dip. not your ex, not someone you hope to be with one day, not cuz you feelin' his swag...you won't be worthy of committing to until you set boundaries and stick to them...
- If you like rappers! Their damn near off limits to relationships...too busy for you. A lot of rappers are married, esp the ones you like, but you'll never know...need I say more? Some of yall still won't get it too...if your marriage is a secret you are too.
- If you're sleeping with more than one person at a time...not same time...i.e. Weezy on Tuesday, Jeezy on Wednesday night going into Thursday...damn you nasty!
- Oh yeah Weezy and Jeezy at the same time, or Weezy and the "Baddest Bitch" at the same time...you aint ready...freaky muthafucka!
- If you still in love with someone else...don't fool yourself. Being with someone else won't make you forget about him...cuz when you see him, if he want to, you gon go! You only gon ruin that other dudes life...he may even make an attempt on your life...
These few things only apply to having a good man willing to be a husband and provider. You might have a low down dirty ass NEGRO that marries you to shut you up, and still do him! That brings on a hole new list of things for you to HAVE to endure...Love, Honor, and Obey, for better or worst...thats a lot to swallow...shitddd, some of yall being swallowing too much already! Nasties!
6 comments:
Haha!who posted this CHECKLIST? lol
Well I do agree with point #4... All the LOVE in the world is not gon` pay them bills, rent or mortgage... We dont have to be the richest people, but we will have JOBS. If you already know her (since we talkin about WIVES)spending habits are out of control now, you might want to think twice... All that material shit will come, but It must come last. If that LOUIE BAG cant wait till all the household needs are taken care of, kids and cars included, then there WILL BE issues. We cant live out of a louie bag. A household savings account works. You both put into it every payday just to make sure shit is together!!!
Point #6, yea boundaries, must be set, but you cant get weak, it will show!!!
I think it's awesome that single people tell other single people what they should do to be married...
1st of all i dont need a nicca who prolly violates #1 thru #forever ON THE LIST to tell me what i need to be, to be a wife. ESPECIALLY when he forgot to mention to be a wife you must 1st master the art of being a daughter, a friend, and a God fearing woman! IM BACK FAM
LOL!.....
I'm going to go down the line..
1)A ring isn't needed, but it's the first thing people look for when you say my husband. I know it's for show but even if it's two twigs pulled together with a safety pin.. It shows commitment. A Wedding.. is not needed AT ALL. It has become a spectacle.. just to compare it to what the person before you had.
2) I totally agree if you have slept with more than one man in a year time maybe you need to reevaluate your whole situation because a year isn't long enough to get to know anyone then while sleeping with him your courting someone else? nah it's def re-evaluation time.
3) LMAO.. it was worded perfectly
4) Okay, I'm a little sideways on this one. I am GREAT with money ALL my bills are paid on time.. all the time.. However I love to shop but that will not get in the way of my bigger picture..
5) YES... Yes... YES.. but Men (bitch ass men) do shit to piss a woman off too.. (hey maybe I should blog a Husband Check List) I do agree.. stupid pointless shit should never be done out of spite cuz it always have a way of coming and biting you in the ass.
6) Yes.. sex confuses things (when your a person with feelings) and having ur clit be bi-coastal isn't a good look at ALL!!!
7) Not sure about this one.. Don't go for the limelight
8) Yup ur ass nasty and you should be first in line at your nearest Free Clinic (same for point 9)
10) The biggest lie ever told is: To get over someone get under someone new. That's bullshit you should never bring old baggage into a new relationship.. Let Go completely before you commit to being with someone else
(Reposted from MySpace, at your request:)
I agree with all of this, however...
what, pray tell, is the curriculum for being a husband?
So many so-called men who preach in this way still think it's okay to get down with the hoes while wifey sits at home. I'm all ears to your opinion on this. :)
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