GET JUICED
O.J. Simpson's recent 15-year jail sentence hasn't prevented him from releasing "Get Juiced," the NFL Hall of Famer's first ever rap video. O.J. Simpon's new rap video was conceived as a prank for a DVD entitled Juiced, which showcases the controversial football great performing pranks on unsuspecting victims, in the vein of Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd. Using a gangsta rap persona named MC Juice, Simpson performs the track at a strip club surrounded by numerous burlesque, nude dancers. Simpson raps over a beat similar to "I'm Serious," a 1988 classic by Philadelphia rapper Steady B., that was produced by KRS One's Boogie Down Productions. "All you player haters and you sucker MC's better get on your knees/and get some of the these/These nuts..." Simpson raps while surrounded by a harem of women. Outtakes from the video also show Simpson holding a tongue-in-cheek audition for the strippers, dressed as Elvis with a midget, working in a fast food drive-thru, dressed as an 80-year-old man playing bingo and as a cheater who gets caught with a married woman. Perhaps the most outrageous stunt features Simpson attempting to sell his infamous white Ford Bronco to unsuspecting marks, while acknowledging there are "no bodies in it" and that the SUV had "escapability." Aware that many would call this DVD tasteless in light of Simpson's legal woes, Juiced distributor and Xtreme Entertainment Group CEO Rick Mahr argues that projects like this are big business in the American market. "Juiced is America's new guilty pleasure and will have everyone talking," Mahr told AllHipHop.com in a statement. "We were shocked to see O.J. film these uncensored segments and surreal scenarios. From the moment you put Juiced in your DVD player and press play, the footage will keep you glued to your screen. You won't believe your eyes." Simpson's latest venture comes on the heels on his December 5 conviction for robbing two sport memorabilia stars at gunpoint. He was sentenced to 33 years in prison on armed kidnapping and robbery charges. Although an appeal is pending, the sentence will run concurrently if it stands, allowing Simpson to be eligible for parole after 9 years. An uncensored version of O.J. Simpson's "Get Juiced" will be featured on the Juiced comedy DVD, which is available in stores and online for $19.99 now.
10 comments:
{SERIOUS}....
WOWZERS... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELL NAW!!!
This is soooooooo sad! Dont know for what race tho...LMAO....tell ya what....I know some white person or PEOPLE were in their seats that day 5 Dec 08 to hear that judge give some of that power back when they gave his black azz that sentence cause yall all know back in the day like i was....I was in HIGH SCHOOL...and i was like fuck 3rd period....i wanna hear the verdict....NOT GUILTY....shiiiiiittttt...i think i took the rest of that day off... LMAO.....nah fo real....but to hear a grown man crumble after all that has happened...im sure it was a BONAFIED WIN for someone that day!
Sidebar....i may still get that DVD Tho.....LMAO
By the way....TOP OF THE MORNING TO EVERYONE......
Slim
*tears*
I damn near got in trouble at work for laughing so damn hard... niggas never learn.
Like seriously O.J.? In real life Juice?
Like damn fam, you get away with murder (literally), then try to publish a book called "If I had Did It", get arrested for stealing your own shit (I aint mad at that), get 15 of em, then this? When so the epic fails end with this nigga? Lol
I'm coppin this DVD to have a hardcopy of the bafoonery niggas do... I'ma show my kids... never be like this nigga... and yeah in case you didn't know... O.J. Is and forever will be 100% NIGGA!!!!
Hell yea Donz we was all on my grandmas porch waitng for that verdict! oh no wait that was Rodney King!... OJ OJ OJ when will it ever end. I used to work a block from Bundy Dr and folks still take pics of the house!... OJ OJ OJ *SMH* from an all star athlete, to a muderer, to an author, to a thief, to a rapper
:-/ and now an inmate WOW Johnny Cochran has got to be turning over in his grave! OOOO the madness...
*said through tears*
OJ...I mean MC Juice is the reason cats will never land on their backs. He is da truf!!!
OJ is going to storm the scene and revive Old Skool Rap and his prank DVD will be bigger than the birl who is going to try and make OJ his Wife in jail.
“All you player haters and you sucker MC’s better get on your knees/and get some of the these/These nuts...”
That is the BEST line in all hip hop history and I for one am already a fan.
{/sarcasm}
Plan B... Im tryna go to Brentwood. What up?? lol
Damn! The juice is no longer loose!!! Even tho' OJ is dumb as they come, my blackness will not allow me to believe he murdered his ex and her friend...but this new case is a str8 up NIGGA crime all day long! I dont think he did shit wrong...how many of yall had to steal some shit back from a friend or roommate, or had your ppl hold a nigga down while you go thru his pockets for some money he owe you??? A nigga just want whats his...you know how many white hoes OJ got on the strength he won the Heisman Trophy...and you just gon take it!?!? Ima head up OJ's appeal team...am ima present all nigga facts and codes to prove his innocence!!!
I got you Penn-Jammin, next time you out my way we on a
"Funky Expedition" (concious daughters, remember them :-/)
LMAO @ AL....
I'm with you Al... put me on the team... aint nuthin wrong with stealing your shit!!!!
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