Monday, December 22, 2008

LADIES CHRISTMAS GIFT ADVICE

To the ladies... what can you not stand getting from your guy on Christmas? And what would be that perfect gift that you would instantly give up the drawz?? Keep in mind, yall aint gettin no engagement diamonds come Thursday so don't suggest that one lol

20 comments:

ICE December 22, 2008 at 9:07 AM  

Him, just give me him whole heartedly 100% and he can get the drawz all day (and nite)!
I needs nothin material...

Marky Breeze December 22, 2008 at 9:44 AM  

Ice... you're a good one... are there any more like you??? LOL
Cause the only ring a chick seein from Breeze comes from white castle in a 6 piece box with bbq sauce!

I'll get yo ass some socks and a McDonalds coupon booklet!

Mi$$ J. December 22, 2008 at 10:03 AM  

I'M SIMPLE... I LIKE SIMPLE THINGS W/ THOUGHTS BEHIND IT... BUT I WONT TURN DOWN AN EXPENSIVE GIFT!!!

ICE December 22, 2008 at 12:32 PM  

You know Mark I dont think so! They stop makin women like ICES long time ago. People see material items as brownie points! Its about "GIVING". I mean if you cant get me anything because you may be having finance issues at the time, as long as you take care whats important first, Im not going to judge you. A simple visit or a phone call will do just fine!

and for the socks, in this weather shiiit we gon needem, lol and I will share my Mcdonalds booklet with you, I wont be stingaaaay, lol

Anonymous,  December 22, 2008 at 1:26 PM  

I would never want something I consider to be impersonal like clothes, perfume, or a gift card.

Now I'm gonna give you guys some inexpensive ideas--consider it my gift to you. These aren't to be used on any ol' broad of course. They are a little effort intensive, but they are sure to have your girl all in a tizzy, so she'll mos def hand over the draws.

-If you make music, make her some. Write a song, record it, give her the lyrics in a frame. Awww.
-Obviously, you like the internet. So, while you're at work, instead of playing on MySpace and Blogger all day, make her a website. Put up pictures of y'all, blogs, links to her favorite places and things, etc.
-Get her a leather bound journal that smells of rich mahogany. On the first few pages, write the story of how you met/fell in like/fell in love/fell in lust whatever.
-Of course we have the photo album/scrap book. Always a winner.

And if all this fails, and you have some cash, adopt a puppy. Chicks dig that.

ICE December 22, 2008 at 1:44 PM  

You know cloudMine not a bad ideas at all! Nice and simple. The 1st a
3rd and very last ideas you mentioned, loved it!!!
but those other 2 :-/ pics and blogs :-/
{I guess} if we're in a "real relationship". Women are more likely to do that than a man tho, but as a whole those were good ideas.

Austin December 22, 2008 at 2:11 PM  

Here's the problem! Why are we as men making plans to give good gifts in return for some ASS we been fuckin on all year! Don't give me no pussy and think that a sufficent present! This is bullshit!!! Thats like re-gifting...what is this ground hog day???I been opening that present damn near everday of the year, except on those "red tag sale" days, and I'm getting "throat on those days anyway...and I dont know if cloudMine is male/female, but if you're male, where does the women stay that put the ass on you that good to make you come up with some sensitive ass gift ideas like that!!! I needs to stay at least 50 miles away from her...good quote from Ron Burgundy tho!

ICE December 22, 2008 at 2:27 PM  

hahahaaaaa @ Ron Burgundy!

Austin December 22, 2008 at 2:38 PM  

ICE..."I'm gonna say something"...I'm gonna throw it out there,and if you dont like it, send it right back." You have the most incredible hinny"..."I mean that thing is good", I wanna make friends with it"...classic Ron Burgundy quote designed in HONOR of you!!!

Anonymous,  December 22, 2008 at 2:41 PM  

lol i'm a girl. thx.

ICE December 22, 2008 at 2:42 PM  

LMAO You a fool Mr. Austin, but thanks love... lol @ hinny

Austin December 22, 2008 at 2:44 PM  

cloudMine...you should write a book, "The poor mans guide to gifting"...best-sellers list! Oprah will be giving them away on her show to all the white ppl!

Austin December 22, 2008 at 2:49 PM  
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Anonymous,  December 22, 2008 at 2:52 PM  

yesss Mistah Austin! Will you be my manager?

Austin December 22, 2008 at 2:53 PM  

No..thank you ICE...you get the "slow clap" everytime you post

Austin December 22, 2008 at 2:57 PM  

Hell yeah I'll be your manager!!! All that bread you could make! Those were some good ideas for the low-low! We gon get you on the view too...Aye! gon head get those wheels in motion! I already got an idea how it would be a great stocking stuffer in these rough economic times!!!

Anonymous,  December 23, 2008 at 11:47 AM  

If he is your man, It shouldn't take a Gift to get in them drawz!! But if you insist! I say the perfect gift would be to give her all the love and affection she deserves!! And sometimes things need to be kept to the imagination! Niggaz always talkin' about gettin' in the drawz!! Pervs! LMAO!! Love you guyz! From your number one fan!

Anonymous,  December 23, 2008 at 10:52 PM  

agree w/ICE, Krystle, good ideas cloudMine...

K.Michele December 24, 2008 at 4:11 AM  

You know...if the guy actually put some thought and some meaning into it, then i'm happy! Any present you get someone should come from the heart. It doesn't need to be material...I'm good with something simple!

Donzarelli December 24, 2008 at 8:04 AM  

Well dat NEW BENTLEY couldnt hurt a tad smid either "LADIES" wink wink! LOL.......JK...well i know im a lil late as usual....but aye yall.....Merry Xmas Fam!