Thursday, December 4, 2008

HOE RADAR...

Guys... is your girl going above and beyond to hook your boy up with one of her friends? Does she refer to him as "your only friend she likes" or "the good 1 out the bunch"? Do you ever wonder why she is constantly asking "why doesnt he have a girlfriend"? It never once occured to you that she wants to FUCK your HOMEY!!! She wants to hook him up with a friend so she can hear how the DICK is... and she's always asking why doesnt he have a girlfriend cuz she'd fuck with him quick if she hadn't met your punk ass first...

12 comments:

Mi$$ J. December 4, 2008 at 7:26 AM  

LMAO to this blog...
I have a question, so fellas do u know when a girl is a hoe? Can u tell? Is there a "hoe radar" that goes off in ur brain? Like lets say there is a group of girls together at the club... Can u spot the hoe of the bunch out? This is a serious question too!!!

Pennjamin Bannekar December 4, 2008 at 10:12 AM  

its not hard... they usually have a whore's uniform on lol

Mi$$ J. December 4, 2008 at 10:19 AM  

HAHA @ WHORE'S UNIFORM!!!
SO WHAT IF THERE'S NO WHORES UNIFORM??

Marky Breeze December 4, 2008 at 11:15 AM  

Somtimes it's easy to spot em, other times, it's not... it's alot of undercover hoes or what I like to call "hoes in the relocation pussy protection program" Those are the chicks that are hoes, but moved from her tramping grounds so she won't have to deal with the everyday realization that she was a human blow up doll! LOL

Austin December 4, 2008 at 12:10 PM  

LMAO @ Breeze!!! The hoes are usually the ones acting stuck up!!! Not cuz they better than everybody, but she mad that a FEW niggas she fuck with at the same club!!!

Unknown December 4, 2008 at 12:39 PM  

ORDER IN THE BLOG!! THIS WHOLE DAMN BLOG IS OUT OF ORDER!!! this shit here is funny... but i think that your friends should never meet your girls' friends through you. I know all the dudes in here then fucked one of they guys- girls- friends... but im the one that gotta hear all the bullshit that you do. and he did this and said that then every time i wanna hang out with your ass she gone say some shit cause you did whatever or said whatever to her friend and it didnt work. im guilty by association. fuck that...let the love birds find each other on they own. now im up playing video games in the front room so i aint gotta listen to hear nagging ass talk about that bull shit. not on my watch

K.Michele December 4, 2008 at 1:30 PM  

wow is the writer of this post bitter?!?!

Rayna December 4, 2008 at 1:40 PM  

This is def a post for the guys. I got a question for ya'll though? Does it go the other way too? If a guy is asking how a certain friend is doing, etc., does that mean he wish he met her first? Wait, I think I just answered my own question Lol!

ICE December 4, 2008 at 2:17 PM  

Yea Im with you mark, sometimes you can tell & somtimes you cant, it all depends on their actions, some folks just act like it and your like "yea he/she a hoe" and dont care and some are just smooth wit it, like damn I would have never known... but I think I have good Gaydar!!! lol

Anonymous,  December 4, 2008 at 2:22 PM  

Im wit LUDA "yous a hoooooe, hoe! yous a hoooe, hoe!!!...

LOL @ whores uniform!

Mi$$ J. December 4, 2008 at 3:22 PM  

YEAH ICE I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD GAYDAR MYSELF!!!! THESE DAYS U HAVE 2!!!