IS IT THE ASSETS???
While at work yesterday, I was talkin to 1 of the hosts during his break. during one of our convos, he began tellin us the FUNNIEST story I ever heard....like 2 hear it..here it go: A while back he dated this ugly ass girl. He claimed that the only reason y he was dating such an ugly chick is because "she could suck the chrome off a truck". He never took her out in the city and never introduced her to his friends... And when they did go out, it would only be in Gary, IN. so one day, while they were out she asked him, "why do you always take me to Gary?" and he was like "THEY HAVE THE BEST RESTURANTS....."...the sad thing is...she believed it.........and she believed him... All this got me to thinkin.... do men really date ugly chicks just because of their assets or what they can do? And if so, why the hell is that?!?!?
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Hell yeah! Its the same way video hoes lay on the directors couch before they get that lead hoe roll in your fav rappers video...everybody's looking to get something out of a romantic deal...whether its money, status, career, or a good ol' fashion nut! We all looking to come up
I hope I don't sound ignorant or arrogant, but its gotta be! Ever notice how you find A LOT of single pretty girls and all the ugly chicks either CLAIM to have men or actually have a man... decent looking men at that!?!? I mean, if they ugly they GOTTA make up for it other places... such as possessing the talent of being able to 'suck the chrome off a truck.' :-/
I hate to use the term UGLY, back in my single days we call them "Low Self Esteem Girls". And yes they tend to possess special skills that regular girls may not have. They have too, how else do you expect them to be able to compete. I remember one time I had to take one for the team with this one chick, she had some big ole breatasis, and a bad azz doo doo maker. But her grill looked like a train wreck.I tell you what, she could get down in the bedroom, so it all balances out. I kicked it wit her a couple mo times. We never went out in public, and only one person I know ever met her.
wow catch...wow....but my question is why all that sacrifice just to get some poon tang? Is it fun hiding a girl from ur ppl or somethin?
We do what it takes to get the drawls, and I wouldn't say I hid her away for fun or "shits and giggles". We had fun together and she never complained about not going anywhere, shit you never know maybe she was hiding me from her friends.
LMAO @ CATCH!!!!
catch "shits & giggles" lmao! k.michele im like you tho...it takes getting to know the "ugly chick" to know her other special talents. So man up and admit that u a dude who likes unatractive women.which aint no shame in that! my ex lookd like a ninja turtle (i really dont care bout looks) and i was good! i took Leonardo errywhere!
thank u kelz....I just wish the men would understand...I mean I dated an ugly dude or 2...or 3...*i like to call them practice boys* They did some stuff correctly so I mean I made their day and brought them out in the light every once in a while...sure I got some flack about it...but it was my good deed to society!
ok i'm done, lol
We've had this talk before! you get a pass on ugly dates if they got they shit in line...swag and paper for men...ass, and tits for women! I have no problem being seen with an ugly chick...I aint the finest mofo walkn around...but trust, every man that see the chick is gonna have that talk with themselves and admit that they would lay her down! Cuz the ass gon be a thing of beauty!!!
I meant to exclude u mr. austin...cuz we all know if she had a big ass, u'd be down for the yadig!
ok mr austin then dont call em ugly cuz it sounds like when u add PHAT AZZ+UGLY= AVERAGE! so dont call em ugly! lmao! k.michele on the floor! it was straight community service! lmao
man... yeah i had this white girl in high school that i used to take home and instead of givin me gas money she sucked the skin off my man... (ahhhh aint nothin like car head)but anyway, i told her dont even come to my locker til bout 20 mins after the last bell rang so the hallways would be sparse cuz I couldn't be seen with her under any circumstances!!
yes it is the assets & 'ugly' ppl have to have 'em to compete on some levels. But even I (not so ugly) hav been kickin it wit dudes & neva seen daylight, friend or fam, so looks don't play that big a role in my opinion. He cud jus be hidin sh*t or u allowed urself 2be hidden
LMAO! Ninja Turtle!?!?!?!? Kelz Renee that is HILARIOUS!!!
All jokes aside, I can honestly say that can look at any woman and find something about her I like...I'm a '08 Shallow Hal!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........cant ....sheeeeeeeeeeeet.......wont speak about this one.....LMAO!
t*** yes hunny ninja turtle! I was April O'niel! lmao!
LMAO, Leo was my favorite turtle growing up.
BTW everyone is beautiful on the inside. All you got do is flip them ugly ones inside out.
LMAO Catch...u have me dyin here @ work!!!!!
p.s. Michaelangelo....def my fav...excellentttttt
Flip the ugly ones inside out...wow, ROFL
You bogus as hell Kelz's, I thougt we were tight. If I see you in the street's Ima get "Nigga Turtle" on yo azz.
Im in tears, yall is too funny! lmao.....
LMAO ya'll wild
DAMN RIGHT!!!! Ok the same reason women do it. Hell its been a million times we (men) tell unattractive women we not tryin to talk to them but then they do shit like say they being nice and gonna do shit for us like buy a leather jacket or a few pairs of shoes, or show a guy umm "their oral skills" lol(i try not to make it all sound so bad this wont last long knowinme lol) Why be rude to turn it down. They go thruogh all that you should at least take it..
Doe says; But when you take things like head, money, clothes, ass, or whatever. Just be 100% truthful. Let them know You wont be my girl or nothin more than what you are right at that time. If she don't care thats on her. If she take it back oh well it will probably be others... NEXT!!!! Money & head or good pussy is not gonna make me stay with you.. Sorry.. Then again no im not cause I told you.
but doeboy...if they buy u all this stuff, would u mind be seen w them in public?
Not at all. Its not like she my woman.. And I wish she would trip on me gettin at another female with her standing there..
Like I said tell them what the deal is up front and it should be no probems. Although you do have to say it a few times just so they remember..
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