Monday, July 7, 2008

NUMBER 1, BEST EVER

Whats the best sex ever had? Are you shamed to admit how far you went with that person? Do you regret letting go for that 1 nite even if yall been together for a minute you just regret that muthafucka saw that side? Or do you feel the opposite? You wish you would have went up a whole nother freaky level on somebody that you didn't want to know you a nasty fucka. Why ain't it ok for you to go all the way on the first date, and when i say all the way I aint just talking bout sex. And how many date does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?

22 comments:

Unknown July 7, 2008 at 10:27 AM  

The best sex I ever had well its to many to name all I can say is that I miss that women. GIRL WHERE YOU AT LOL!!!!!

Anonymous,  July 7, 2008 at 11:35 AM  

National Geographic could have turned it into a 4 part mini series... some of that you gotta walk away from (dont act like u dont know what im talkn bout :)>>>

Austin July 7, 2008 at 11:39 AM  

How did I know Toolz would be the 1st to make a comment on this subject!!!

Marky Breeze July 7, 2008 at 12:11 PM  

Man the greatest sex hasn't happened yet, I'ma need a hot tub suite at a fine hotelery, a 24 pack of Nestle water from Wal-Mart (on chill), 2 bottles of pain killers (not for me), a box of *king kong size here* magnums, 4, yes 4 women, and a camera crew to capture the greatest beat down one man has ever issued in one sex session!!!!

Austin July 7, 2008 at 2:09 PM  

Marky Breeze...In the words of a wise man named Steve Stifler..."thats sounds like a lot of work!"

Anonymous,  July 7, 2008 at 5:10 PM  

Kelz, LMAO...
Mark, LOL, dot dot dot!!!

Unknown July 7, 2008 at 5:16 PM  

Yo, BUT im saying was there anybody who couldnt handle the freak or was ready for this. yall was just on two different freay levels therefore yall ended up looking at each other like the other lost there mind.

Anonymous,  July 7, 2008 at 6:29 PM  

IM STILL WAITN 2 EXPERIENCE THOSE LOOKS NATE LOL... SOME FOLKS TOO SCARED TO COME OUT OF THIER SHELLS!!! IM OPEN TO SOME THINGS, BUT NO PISS, CANT DO IT!

Austin July 7, 2008 at 7:10 PM  

(R.Kelly voice) A lady flower cant grow without a golden shower...oh yeah, off up in the club...

Mi$$ J. July 7, 2008 at 10:19 PM  

I haven't had the best sex yet, I've had a run for my $$$ but not the best yet!!! Don't think anyone is on my level...
LMFAO @ AL... A lady flower can't grow w/o a golden shower?? Awww hell naw fam!!! LOL!!!

Anonymous,  July 8, 2008 at 10:05 AM  

Mr.Austin said...
(R.Kelly voice) A lady flower cant grow without a golden shower...

***im weak!

Marky Breeze July 8, 2008 at 10:51 AM  

So what about the first date ish? Lets talk upon that... cause realistically, we all know a woman knows within the first 5 mins if she will "go" so... why do you try to play that good girl image and prolong to get down? Lol. I mean honestly we know within the first 5 min if you "goin". I say that to say this... yall with play nice cause yall be on some ole, I don't want him to think I'm a slut, but if 5 mins into talkin you knew you would "go" why can't you just be grown and go after what you want?

Pennjamin Bannekar July 8, 2008 at 11:44 AM  

in the words of the great Andre 3000

"I KNOW SHE THINK I THINK SHE SOME KINDA HOE... I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GIVIN IT UP ON THE FIRST NIGHT... THAT JUST LET ME KNOW... SHE KNOW WHAT SHE WANT OUTTA LIFE!!!"

Felicia July 8, 2008 at 12:08 PM  

a lady never kiss or put out on the first date!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha

Austin July 8, 2008 at 12:38 PM  

If you hot for somebody why not go ahead and set it out...all you gon do is go home and masturbate... you would feel better about yourself knowing you letting a real person stain that thang instead of goin home like a lame, pulling that lazy nigga from under your mattress playing with ya self all night!!! As a man I know for a FACT when a woman intentionally turns a man on (tease), and doesnt go, he's hell bent on revenge!!! I heard it a million times..."Ima fuck that bitch and leave her alone!!!

Marky Breeze July 8, 2008 at 12:53 PM  

Hahahahahaha! I've heard niggas say that too... and when you do ish like that, personally my interest is gone, cause we both know we wanna do it, but you be on some playing shit... I'd be like she about games, and I'm O.W.T. Out!!!!

Anonymous,  July 8, 2008 at 1:33 PM  

AL YOU A FOOL! LOL

Anonymous,  July 8, 2008 at 4:05 PM  

o.w.t.????? 20 side of thangs hunh? it was a dream of mine to smash some unsuspecting victim on the 1st date, but never gotta round to it...

***Penn dumb for...THAT JUST LET ME KNOW... SHE KNOW WHAT SHE WANT OUTTA LIFE!!!"

***And Mr. Austin
If you hot for somebody why not go ahead and set it out...(classic)

"set it out....just makes everything NASTY

Mi$$ J. July 8, 2008 at 7:06 PM  

I agree w/ Felicia a lady never kisses or put out on the 1st date!!! LOL!!... Seriously I agree with Penn... I look it that way too!!!! I think everybody should!!!

Unknown July 8, 2008 at 10:27 PM  

wHY DO WOMEN CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THAT MEN REALLY CARE WHETHER OR NOT WE THINK SHE A HOE IF SHE GETS DOWN ON THE FIRST NITE? Look, A hoe is a hoe. If she puts out on the 1st or the 11th date, a hoe is a hoe. I wish yall stop believing that it really matters to us. If she put out on the 1st and its good, there will be a 2nd. If we like you or yo pussy we gonna see you again. I went out on dates didnt hit and never talked to her again because i wasnt into her! i been out and hit on the 1st date and was with her for a year. IT DONT MATTER!!! YOU ARE YOU no matter whether we fucking or not. if i like you i will see you again pussy or not. if dude hit and never said nothing to you after, i hate to tell you, but he didnt like you. it wasnt because you were a hoe. Stop telling good holsum first nite fuckers to stop fucking because imma think she a hoe. Its all the other dicks that she NEVER turns down that makes her a hoe.

Anonymous,  July 9, 2008 at 11:16 AM  

Mama just aint never raised her daughter to slide her panties to the side on the 1st night! Like Daddy aint raised his son to go out here & wife the 1st panty slider you meet! but like Nate said the panty slider & the fool in love might be a match made in heaven! It's just the risk you gotta take....if that's what you into :)

~shima~ July 28, 2008 at 3:13 PM  

oooo I know im super late on this one but a 4some markey breeze? my kind of man j/k...lol