I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!

So I got to work super early today so that I could leave @ 4pm on the dot b/c we have a show tonight and I didn't want to be at work for not a minute longer than I had to be today. We had a long night of rehearsing last night and quite frankly, I didn't get enough sleep so I had the ingenious idea of going to sleep in the bathroom for an hour to catch up on some zzzzzzs... THIS MIGHT HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY BEEN THE WORST DECISION MADE IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!! So I go in the stall and post up on the toilet like I'm takin a sh*t to get my sleep on. Needless to say, I fell asleep for about a good 30 mins but when I woke up... I COULDN'T FEEL MY DAMN LEGS!!! My legs was dead asleep almost to the point where I was paralyzed!! I SWEAR I almost cried cuz I'm thinkin I'm gon be stuck in this bathroom for the rest of my life b/c I could not move my legs at all (no exaggeration!) So somehow thru the grace of Jesus I was able to stand up, but my legs wasn't working still, and I leaned against the wall of the stall hoping that the blood would get back to my legs and everything would be cool. NO!! My sh*t was hot and tingly for a good 20 minutes and I am just now gettin back to my desk to tell my story. So the moral of this story is "GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT KIDS B/C SLEEPING IN BATHROOM STALLS IS NOT THE BUSINESS"

PS I'm laughin now but I ain't never been so scared in my life!!!