I WAS THINKIN
Man... I was just sitting here thinking about old ish... and then I started thinking about this interview we did when Penn and Chi tossed out this disclaimer... "the views expressed by Mark Byrd do not reflect the views of PF3"... then I started thinking... its a lot of shit I been wanting to say.... sooooooo...
1. Mike Jackson (penn I know this is your dude) fucks lil boys! (Somebody don't say something about you for 20 yrs if it aint true - Katt Williams)
2. R. Kelly monkey ass needs to go to jail!!!
3. Beyonce really doesn't look that good, and I've heard from a reliable source that she's a "runner"
4. O.J. Did it, or he was there when it happened... real shit... I aint about to be payin alimony for my ex and she got some dude laid up and I'm paying for him.
5. And with that said... 50 needs to evict his bum ass baby mama, and I think she set the house ablaze...
6. FUCK and I repeat FUCK Oprah Winfrey... she really aint did shit for black people!
7. No homo... but Plies is uuuuuuuugggllllly as fuck... oh so is Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Baby... this list could take a min!
8. Damn what anybody say... Souljah Boy is the shit... sike!!!
9. Bow Wow is a bitch!
10. Nas is the worse actor in history next to T-Boz.
11. Dave Chappelle aint crazy... that nigga got 50 million, played crazy and never got sued for that money!
12. Jill Scott can get it!!!
13. Jay-z really does look like Joe the Camel.
14. Most Chicago rappers fuckin suck... then too... so does most rappers period!
15. Porn is the shit!!!!
30 comments:
I was agreeing with you on your comments until you talked about Plies. Plies is not ugly at all, NO way NO how.If B is a runner she is smart as hell for getting Jigga. I would like to know who is your source on this? cause I think you lying. I do think she is over rated but a lot of people are. Michael Jackson, Kels and OJ need to go to jail.
Hahahahaha! You like Plies? Please tell me I'm gorgeous then... I have to be beautiful if you like him... and as far as my source... lets just say I know someone who nailed it! And hey, the sun shines on a Dog's ass every now and again, and sometimes tricks get lucky too! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why is it so hard to believe Beyounce is a runner...I know a pro ball player that has said she's a go from his own experience...having money or status does not exempt one from being a possible HOE! She just won't ask for money or a ride home when she done...or a new purse, or some shoes for her baby, or for you to pay her cell phone bill, or can you get my hair done, or I don't know how I'm gone pay my car note...damn I gotta stop trickn!!!
Hahahahaha! And yes that same ball player is my source!!!!
lmao @ "mr austin" ol' Chrismtmas in June havn azz! (#3)If B is a ho J is a trick (they made for each other) (#6)Light a match to Harpo (#7)Plies is the uggliest FINEST MOFO I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! (#9) And ill neva let a b*tch lil BOW WOW ME.-Zo (#10)lmao! (12) "Her love is deeper"...caint blame u Breezy (13) Jay-Z debut was on a cigarette box DAMMIT! (15) watching my dude watch porn is the shyt!
I was feeling you on everything except 14. Where's the love you're always lookin' out for. I mean, if they're that bad, help them step their game up. We can't have folks out her mis-representing the Chi.
And on Beyonce...
She's bad as hell. You really need to recognize. She's been pretty from day one. Anyone who can wear a mop on her head and a sparkly michael jackson outfit and still get respect is ok in my book.
Lastly, I went to see her in person, 'cause, I too, was thinking the hype can't be for real. Trust... she's tight to death and here's why: Her hip to waist ratio. It's PERFECT. I guarantee you've never seen anything like this in person and if you have the girl is not displaying it quite the way B does, cause I've never seen it.
On that note, who's "looks that good" to you if Beyonce doesn't? I'm just curious.
Women love these country ass rappers...Plies? I remember when we use to laugh at these bammas!!!
Well.. We try to show love, and we try to offer studio time, beats, and criticism to help artist as well as we would expect the same, but too many niggas ride their own schlong and think they have the quam!! Sorry.... so not true!!
And Beyonce... let me see... well for one, I don't want a chick who wears a mop on her head. She wasn't the finest in Destiny's child. I mean for hollywood she's great, but for a nigga from Cabrini Green... I needs more than a cute face and slim waist! And if you ever paid any attention to B's mannerisms... she's a lame!!! I can't does that! Lol
And the epitome of a bad "bitch" as yall would say is Pam Grier circa de Foxy Brown. Built like a brickhouse, beautiful face, and the type of attitude you wouldn't mind having arguement with her cause she so fiesty and sexy when she mad!
Dam that! B getting 5MIL a kid off the prenupt MINUS THE DAM DIVORCE...NOW THATZ A BAD BITCH
who gotta fire azz jewish lawyer in the pocket!
I'm sorry...but why does B have to be a "hoe" just cuz she likes the peter? If Beyonce was Barry or some other dude, would you say the same thing about him?!
I am with Kyla on this one why a girl gotta be a runner cause she likes sex and has it with different men but it is ok for a man to have sex with a bunch of women. If she a runner I ain't hating are you mad cause you ain't get a piece Breezy sounds like you hating to me.(just joking) Nall but she still the smartest runner in the industry to me these other females need to learn from her.
To your comment I Love Plies' country ass that is why I like him they way he talks gets me hot every time so please stop hating. You want me to call you gorgeous ok. Breeze you are gorgeous and your swag is off the chain does that make you feel better? LOL
Yeah it does... now call me at 555- Breeze is the shit! Hahahahahaha! And like I said nobody is exempt from being a slut.. One of the biggest sluts I know is a dude! Lol
(Inside joke)
as far as the list... you get the slow clap...
Kyla..."liking the Peter" doesnt make B a hoe...running thru so many different ones is what may make her or any other chick a hoe...No man wants a women thats easy to touch...I'm almost positive that if Hov knew about her complete past he'd walk away from her ass at this very moment! I know of a NBA'er who has been putting it on blast that he smashed her...now, who shows up at all the major NBA games with his boo on his arm not knowing that he getting laughed at! No matter how much $$$ you got, no man every wants to be in that siuation...
Dudes wife ho's erryday!...knowingly!
kelz renee...you are so right! But if you doin it, don't take your guy to a venue where somebody is thats been getting the same thing I been getting...If a chick letting Dwayne Wade smash her, she shouldnt go with her man to the Heat game...In the words of Marcus from ATL (Big Boi)" That was so disrespectful!"
Mr. Austin...so u tryna tell me one of yall dudes (or U) aint neva had (in no particular order) ya baby mama, wife, girl, jump-off, or some random chick that's bout to get it, in a room with each other at the same time? on some...i thought this shyt could have happened, but dam it did, oh well!!! c'mon ba-bee!!! personally it aint my speed but it's G at its finest ba-bee (slash hella disrespectful)
Kelz Renee'...I gotta say that I have 2 kids, each with a different mother, outside of church and birthday parties, they will never be in the same arena on my account...I am not sleeping with them both, I know how they feel about one another so I keep it seperate...
Kelz Renee' said...
well join the club me too...and i have never asked one how he felt about the other but i dont have too cuz i keep peace in my "queendom" ....i wouldnt allow one father to be disrespectful of another! A)because FATHERS should respect FATHERS, and...B) I'm hella humble but i dont play the radio!u can miss me with that one in and one out biz if im cooking (SPECIAL OCCASIONS...and not all of 'em) b.d.'s welcomed and u betta bring my kids grand parents off both sides...YEAH I DOES THAT!
Kelz Renee' I fucks with you! Now thats some grown woman shit!!!
ty babez...when u know better u do better.......LET THE CHUUCHHHHH SAY....
Ok, I'm a little late 'cause I had work to do, but real talk, B is as hood as it comes. Analyze her outfits, that's not prissy girl stuff right there. She's the one who came up with the hood concept for bootylicious. That big hair, big earrings, extra high heels. She could have come from any project in any major urban center.
And when she actually talks is hood as it comes.
She's Jay-Z's WIFE. How hood is that?
And, explain to me the difference between how Pam Grier is built and how B is built. They're like the same chic with a different voice.
I think you just have B all mixed up. You've made her out to be some pop queen, when she's been down for the hood since forever... Pay my bills was hood. Soldier was hood. Irreplaceable was hood (seriously). Ring the Alarm... Need I go on?
All things aside...Hoe or Not...I want her!!!
LMFAO, I LOVE U FOR THIS BLOG, cause its sooo true!!! I concur!!!!
PLIES IS ONE UGLY DUDE, HANDS DOWN!!!!
OPRAH DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!!!
EVEN THOUGH I AM A BEYONCE FAN, I HAVE HEARD ABOUT BEY BEING A RUNNER FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE AS WELL!!!
LMFAO @ AL's last comment!!!!
BUT WHY U GOT TO COME AT BOW WOW LIKE DAT. DANG!I AGREE ABOUT ALL THE OTHER STUFF BUT DON'T COME AT BOW WOW LIKE DAT. I AGREE HE AINT THE BEST BUT STILL LEAVE HIM ALONE.
SOMEBODY DO NEED TO LOCK R.KELLY STANKIN BUTT UP AND MJ THEY ALL NEED TO GO 2GETHER......
YES , PLIES IS UGLY!!! BUST IT BABY! WHACK...
HE LOOKS MORE LIKE A BUSTED BABY!!!
O.J,. YEA SAME HERE,
HEY PENN, "BRENTWOOD" I GOT U LOL!!
LOL @ JILL SCOTT :-)
AND #15........
LMAO ~B~ HE LOOKS MORE LIKE A BUSTED BABY!!!
I agree Bow Wow whack as hell...I remember when his punk ass was rappn about his Mickey Mouse chain, now he claim to have some street cred...Fuckn child stars are loco!!! Aint seen a hard day in his life, and got a tat "only GOD can judge me"...prolly scared to buss a nut! We gon see how many he sell,after all his child fans graduate H.S in the next couple yrs...he will be the next Bobby Brown...and Omarion better get away from him before he fuck up his career...
I know I'm a day late on but I gotta comment on this.
Beyonce gettin paid!! but she aint all that cute... And I'm the 1# Virgo!!! LOL
But Breezy ya wrong about Oprah She has qiute a few private charities that help alot of black people....
She has donated millions of dollars toward educating students who have merit but no means.(That sounds Black to Me)Lol
No one I know Black wanted to watch Oprah when she was south talking to white hurricane katrina victims... But I did and yeah while Oprah was talkin to a White couple ...She had John Travolta and Lisa Marie Presley Droppin off truck loads of food and clothes to all the BLACK FOLKS in the shelters!
Oprah know what she doing she getting money to do what is right She just aint braggin bout it so her sponsers Black and White or whateva keep donating!
and read this clip
In December 2002, The Oprah Winfrey Foundation expanded its global humanitarian efforts with her ChristmasKindness South Africa 2002 initiative that included visits to orphanages and rural schools in South Africa where 50,000 children received gifts of food, clothing, athletic shoes, school supplies, books and toys. Sixty-three rural schools received libraries and teacher education.
During a December 2000 visit with Nelson Mandela, Oprah pledged to build a school in South Africa. As that commitment broadened, she established The Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy Foundation, to which she has contributed more than $40 million toward the creation of the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls—South Africa, which opened in January 2007. Located in a 28-building campus in Henley-on-Klip, the Leadership Academy is a state-of-the-art, independent school that engenders high standards of academic achievement and service leadership for girls from all nine South African provinces who show outstanding promise despite their impoverished backgrounds and social circumstances. Her vision is that the Leadership Academy will help develop the future women leaders of South Africa.
Lets Give Oprah her props...
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